Dear ZonneblomSeriously? Remember that this is the same column who actually published the plight of a 'teenage coupling couple' who ran out of condoms but really wanted to do it so ended up using an empty BarOne wrapper then naturally err lost it.
My boss is losing her mind. Arriving at the shop I was met with her sitting in the corner, on the floor staring vacantly into space, with a cigarette dangling its unhappy ash. There were 130 DVD's without their cases, spread in a surprisingly poetic arrangement over the counters, with clients understandably freaking out. She looked like she hasn’t had a bath in at least two days, her hair pointing in more directions than even the most dedicated bed-header would consider a fashion nono. I’ve joked in the past that she might need Ritalin, during on days she bounces around the shop in the most alarming manner, scaring small children and the elderly alike. Her latest detour from sanity in such a wild way has me thinking that she might be bipolar. This is a family establishment, since they took all the porn home that is, and I fear her behaviour might seriously damage sales. My boss is losing her mind. What should I do?
Concerned Cashier
Dear Concerned Cashier
Have her committed as soon as possible! The business needs to keep running. Do not delay. Do not doubt. It is unlikely for medication alone will be able to help her, at least the funny farm will feed her on occasion.
Zonneblom
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